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Miranda at the Bafta’s May12, 2013 :) xx

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To the new followers just discovering my blog:

To the followers who have been with me for a few weeks:

To the followers who have been following me for awhile:

To the followers who I call or consider to be a friend:

To the followers who have been with me from the start:

To the followers who leave me messages in my ask box anon or not:

To the followers who have considered unfollowing me:

To the followers who will never unfollow me:

To all of my followers:

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I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

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my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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the snack that smiles back

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my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

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i have followers but i feel like more then half of u are inactive or dead

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jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

• turn out our feet
• hyper extended our knees
• tuck our buts under
• flatten our stomach
• close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
• shoulders are down and back
• elbows are lifted
• hands and fingers are soft
• neck is long
• use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok